1) Choose 3 of your OCs
2) Make your OCs answer these questions.
3) Tag 3 other people.
Darius "Fixer" Bron, Engineseer Prime, 78th Vostroyan Regiment
Vorgen, Sorcerer of Slaanesh, Aspis Astra Warband
Aria Lorayne, Cannoness, Order Militant of the Cleansing Flame
1) Do you want a hug?
Fixer: Do I desire fleshbag contact of the physical kind at this point in time? No.
Vorgen: Come here pretty thing and I'll "hug" you all day long.
Aria: Yes, why not. A simple hug won't harm. Not by Vorgen, though. I doubt his "hugs" are of the friendly sort.
2) Are you a virgin?
Fixer: I have not engaged in any reproductional activity yet, no.
Vorgen: BWAHAHAHA You gotta be joking right? I'm a Sorceror of SLAANESH, the supreme lord of pleasure and excess. Take a guess, mortal.
Aria: My order does not impose celibacy but I have chosen to abstain from any carnal lusts. I find it somewhat distracting.
Vorgen: Oooh come here pretty thing.
Aria: One step closer and I'll blow your balls into orbit, creep.
3) Do you have any kids?
Fixer: No, but if I find a compatible techpriestess that is willing we will perform a biological proliferation.
Vorgen: Not that I know of. I have banged a lot of chicks though so maybe I have. Perhaps one of the deamonettes... Nah they aren't the birthgiving kind.
Aria: That celibacy I mentioned earlier? What does it mean to you?
4) Have you killed anyone?
Fixer: Yes. I have killed exactly 164 entities, all being classed as enemies of the Imperium.
Vorgen: Yeah I have. Lost count after a while though. It's so boring just to kill people. I prefer to.. stretch it out a bit. If you know what I mean.
Aria: Do you think I became a Cannoness of a Order Militant just by asking nicely? Of course I have killed, though I won't give them the pleasure of being called people. Filthy heretics and xenos all of them.
5) Do you hate anyone?
Fixer: Those grunts who keep banging up my beautiful vehicles. Do they not know machine spirits have emotions too?
Vorgen: Followers of the false emperor. And party killers, like Khârn the Betrayer for example. He's such an asshole...
Aria: HERETICS! FOUL DESPICABLE SCUM OF THE UNIVERSE THAT SHOULD BE DRAWN, QUARTERED AND BURNED AT THE STAKE!
Vorgen: I can see that we aren't going to get along very well, my dear.
6) Love anyone?
Fixer: I have excised that particular emotional cluster from my brain long ago.
Vorgen: Love is for fools and idealists. None of which usually have a long life expectancy.
Aria: The God-Emperor is my only love.
Vorgen: Yeah what I just said.
7) What is your job?
Fixer: To maintain and repair the vehicles of 78th vostroyan's motorpool. Which the knucklehead grunts keep banging up with a depressing regularity I must say.
Vorgen: I spread the word of Slaanesh while I pillage and burn my way through the galaxy. Damn I love my job.
Aria: I lead the Order Militant of the Cleansing Flame, in war with tactics and strategy and in peace with sermons and spiritual guidance.
8) Favorite season?
Fixer: I prefer the controlled environment of a starship to the fluctuating seasons. Too bad i'm stuck dirtside...
Vorgen: The summer. So much exposed flesh, so little time.
Aria: Winter. The sermons and hymns seems to cling to the cold air and everything looks peaceful.
9) Who's your best friend(s)?
Fixer: My servoskull. I made him from a associate of mine that had a bit of an accident while working on a armored Sentinel. Things got... messy.
Vorgen: Friends? Have you ever met a chaos marine that had FRIENDS? The least hostile ones I know are probably the combatbikers of the Aspis Astra warband. And they're bonkers the lot of 'em.
Aria: Celestian Superior Tavira. She and I have been through a lot together. Like that time we cleansed that foul coven of chaos heretics on Yulani IV... The building complex burned for almost a week afterwards.
Fixer: In my spare time I do metalsmithing.
Vorgen: I enjoy motorbike racing and listening to the noise marines play symphonies of destruction. Nothing quite like harmonics that can pop your brain as well as your eardrums.
Aria: I occasionally play a game of regicide when I have important visitors. In my youth I was quite a scrumball player though. Held the record of "most players sent to the infirmary in one game" at the schola for two years running.
11) What are you going to do when this tag is over?
Fixer: Get back to calibrating the phase-harmonic oscillator in that damn Leman Russ Executioner that won't align properly.
Vorgen: Call up Doomrider and party like it's M38
Aria: Probably shoot Vorgen...
12) What is your eye color?
Fixer: My biological eye is a chestnut brown. My artificial eye is the proper mechanicus red.
Vorgen: Dunno... Haven't checked since yesterday. They were white and bloodshot back then at least.
Aria: Steel gray.
13) Are you good? Or bad?
Fixer: I am a loyal servant of the Omnissiah.
Vorgen: I'm as bad as bad can be baby!
Aria: My methods may be seen as harsh but I purge my beloved God-Emperor's worlds of heretic filth. That puts me on the plus side.
14) What is your greatest fear?
Fixer: Fear, like love, is a emotion I have excised from my brain and replaced with cold machine logic.
Vorgen: Spawnhood... *shudders* But don't tell anyone or I will turn you into a gibbering lunatic only fit for servitor duty.
Aria: To die with my duty to the God-Emperor unfulfilled.
15) What do you think of your parents?
Fixer: My parents made a tough decision when they allowed me to enter the Adeptus Mechanicus. I respect them for that decision.
Vorgen: I ate my parents. Okay that was a lie. I was vatgrown from tissue samples in a Dark Mechanicus fortress-laboratory.
Aria: I never knew my parents. I was transfered to the Schola Progenium at a very young age. I am told they both served in the Imperial Guard though.
16) Any siblings?
Fixer: I have a sister back home. Last I spoke to her she was applying for a counting job in a trading guild.
Vorgen: If you count vatbrothers I have several hundreds.
Aria: No. I am an only child.
17) It was fun to answer all these questions?
Fixer: It has been... an education.
Vorgen: Not really. I could have been doing lines with doomrider right now and rocking out to Netty and the Brainbusters.
Aria: It took my mind of the daily stress. So yeah i believe it was fun.
18) How do you feel about your creator?
Fixer: Technical skills and a will to learn. He would fit well into the Adeptus Mechanicus. Though he wouldn't rise very high up.
Vorgen: He needs to go out and party more. Like RIGHT THE FRAK NOW.
Aria: I believe he is tainted by the ruinous powers, though I can't prove it at this time.
19) Do you have any weaknesses?
Fixer: Yes, I still have flesh left. It will take a long time before I am fully mechanical and pure.
Vorgen: If you are one of those that counts vices as weaknesses I have all of them.
Aria: I have a habit of becoming overzealous sometimes and forgetting about the bigger picture.
20) If you could have one wish...?
Fixer: To rise up the ranks to the station of Forgemaster.
Vorgen: Id' wish for a gazillion deamonettes ready to answer to my very beck and call.
Aria: That the God-Emperor walked among us again, and that I got to kneel before him in all his glory.
Vorgen: You can always kneel before me, if you know what i mean.
Aria: I'm not even going to comment on that one.
21) Your favorite element?
Fixer: Lightning. Because lightning is just plasma in it's natural state it is the power of the Omnissiah made form.
Vorgen: The fifth? Hehe naw, just joking. The warp is a personal favorite of mine though.
Aria: Fire. It cleanses all filth from our blessed Imperator's realm.
22) Who is your superior?
Fixer: Grandmagos Urbin of the Adeptus Mechanicus. General Krevay of the 78th Vostroyan has overall seniority in this Theater of War though.
Vorgen: I answer only to the lord of pleasure himself! That fool Hextor thinks I'm under his command but he can go suck a chainsword for all I care.
Aria: The God-Emperor of course.
23) What anime would you switch to for a while if you could?
Fixer: <searching...> <searching...> Reference "anime" not found in databanks. Please consult nearest Adeptus Mechanicus archive for more information regarding your subject.
Vorgen: Does hentai count?
24) Sexual orientation?
Fixer: Heterosexual, but I think that the machine spirit in the CIC holotank has a sexy voice.
Vorgen: Pansexual! Multipansexual even! Every hole's a goal to me.
Vorgen: ...more like asexual.
Aria: Shut your mouth!
25) Do you care what others think of you?
Fixer: Only the magos above in the pecking order. I'm sure the guardsmen have some derogative nickname for me but it is hard to annoy a being that has replaced emotions with machine logic.
Vorgen: Nope. I live my life as I please. If anyone complains he or she usually edn up as a nerve-withered husk or as a greasy stain on my bike.
Aria: No. My authority comes directly from the God-Emperor himself. Why should I care if some novitiae thinks I'm a ice bitch?
Fixer: <01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111>
Vorgen: Hello! Wanna party?
Aria: What kind of question is this?
27) DO YOU LIKE DRUGS?
Fixer: Combat drugs can increase the nominal output of soldier efficiency, but my systems have been upgraded to teh degree that i do not need combat drugs to stay alert.
Vorgen: I do anything that can be imbibed, drunk, injected, sniffed or chewed. Servant to the Lord of Excess and all ya know?
Aria: You're despicable.
Vorgen: So you're just little miss sunshine and pure as fresh snow aren't you?
Aria: well, on special occasions I sometimes drink amasec, but never in large quantities.
28) Are you flirtatious?
Vorgen: Why flirt when I can just take what I want? Or I can make you crave my presence right here and now with your nerves flooding you with pleasure at the very sight of me.
Aria: I can be if I want to but I tend not to.
29) Would you change your gender if you could?
Fixer: That would be techheresy. I am a faithful servant of the Omnissiah and will not stand for this kind of talk.
Vorgen: If Slaanesh is pleased with it, he will grant me a hermaphroditic mutation. Until then I will cause as much pleasure and pain I can to earn his favor.
Aria: I agree with Fixer on this. This sound like serious heresy. The God-Emperor made me female for a reason, and one should not question the God-Emperor's decisions.
30) If you could change your boyfriend's/girlfriend's gender would you do it?
Fixer: There you go with the techheresy again...
Vorgen: Hey, I usually fuck deamonettes. Heck sometimes I find out while i'm doing one that it changed from female to male, or even something in between. It's not like i care though, every hole's a goal to me.
Aria: No. Never. That would be strange, and it still sounds heretical. Who ever wrote these questions should be burned at the stake.
This was fun. I tag and anyone else that feels like giving it a go.